Now stands for Peri-Menopause Syndrome. It hits approximately 40 million women in the U.S. alone each year. The symptoms? Mini-hot flashes, followed by being really cold, a sassy mouth, short fuse, sassy mouth, short fuse, sassy mouth, short fuse.
The treatment?
Take her out for dinner once a week, run her a long hot bubbly bath and reassure her that you love her anyway. If you really want it to go into remission, research has found that if you take the kids and go somewhere for the weekend and leave her home alone, this one act of kindness, can be a miracle cure. The effects last for at least 18 days. When the next "cycle" hits (youknowhatimean), reapply this technique. Only, add one more day. Keep doing this for the next ten years, until menopause and then everyone.will.be.happy.and.safe.
4 comments:
Funny. SO Funny!
Isn't it weird how we DO want to be home.....We just want to be home~ ALONE!
HI Sheri,
That is so where I am at! (Except the taking the kids part)
Made me laugh
Kirst
I like it.
So...how early can this kind of PMS hit?
Oh, around 37, 38 or 39. So much fun.
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